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To: Calvin Scott who wrote (15108)	6/22/2000 8:15:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62567

Q: When do you know you're really ugly? A: Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A man walked into a dress shop and told the clerk he wanted to buy a surprise formal evening gown for his wife. "What size?" asked the clerk. The man shrugged blankly. Trying to help, the clerk inquired, "Well then, what are your wife's measurements?" The man thought for a moment. "Small, medium, and large and in that order." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q. How do you know when there's a gay president in the White House? A. All the cigars taste like shit.