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To: Apex who wrote (3979)	6/24/2000 10:41:00 AM
From: Savant	Read Replies (5) \| Respond to of 4201

Oh, yeah? > > > > > > Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks > > > the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.======= Right, they must not have told that to the mosquitos I've met. > > > > > > Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 > > > Feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting > > > from the flush.###########I'm more worried about the particles that result from the toothbrush falling IN the toilet. > > > > > > The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for > > > blood plasma.))))))))So can Captain Morgan. > > > > > > American car horns beep in the tone of F.****More like F-U. > > > > > > No piece of paper can be folded more than 7 times.^^^^They haven't seen my paperboy in action. > > > > > > Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.@@@@@No doubt, have you ever heard of a plane falling on on anyone? > > > > > > 1 in every 4 Americans has appeared on television.$$$$Wrong, they didn't count the satellite shots. > > > > > > You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching > > > television.#######Did they count the calories you expend while sleeping in front of the TV? > > > > > > Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty > > > years of age or older.@@@@@@People should take the hint. > > > > > > The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.++++++=I thought the first bar code was the signal from one bird to another to head for the exit and dump the losers buying them drinks. > > > > > > The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.@@@@@@@@@Hmmm, came out early, eh? > > > > > > A Boeing 747's wingspan is longer than the Wright brothers' > > > first flight.@@@@@@@@They were saving their best for later. > > > > > > American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive > > > from each salad served in first-class.In 1987, they paid the researcher's bill of $121,000 to figure that out. > > > > > > Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.OOOOOODepends if you are looking at it from the top or bottom. > > > > > > The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born > > > in the USA."@@@@@The first CD broken was the same title. > > > > > > Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in > > > the morning.^^^^^^^^^Absolutely, have you ever been hit in the head with an apple? > > > > > > The 57 on the Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of > > > varieties of pickles the company once had.$$$$$$$$And the taste comes from the dregs from those vats. > > > > > > The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.**That's cuz they drag in the cow when they're loose. > > > > > > Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.^^^^^^^^Maybe YOUR house. > > > > > > The first owner of the Marlboro company died of lung cancer.######Brought on by all those skin cells, no doubt. > > > > > > Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.&&&&&File that under WGAS. > > > > > > Betsy Ross is the only real person to ever have been the head > > > on a Pez dispenser.****Betsy Ross didn't really invent the flag, as it turns out. > > > > > > Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion > > > but was talked out of it by her doctor.%%%%%%A right to lifer, no doubt. > > > > > > Marilyn Monroe had six toes.***What happened to the other four? More like she had 11. > > > > > > All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like > > > being seen wearing them in public.&&&&&Ask Slick Willie...girls don't make passes at boys that wear glasses. > > > > > > Walt Disney was afraid of mice.*****Richard Dreyfuss is afraid of sharks. > > > > > > The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her > > > hands in jelly.@@@@@The sound of Godzilla walking was made by two elephants F&^ing. Whump, Whump, Whump.