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To: Peter S. Maroulis who wrote (15149)	6/25/2000 1:02:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Respond to of 62549

A young woman says to her doctor, "Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fianc‚e thinks that I'm a virgin. Is there anything you can do to help me?" "Medically, not really," the doctor replies. "Try this: On your wedding night, when you're getting ready for bed slide a thick rubber band around your upper thigh. When your husband enters you, snap the rubber band and tell your husband it's your cherry popping." On the wedding night, the new bride undresses in the bathroom and slips the rubber band around her thigh. She and her husband begin to make love. As her husband enters her she snaps the rubber band right on cue. "What the hell was that?" the husband asks. "That was my cherry snapping," the bride says. "Well, snap it again," her husband yells. "It's got my balls." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable infidelity. Suddenly the woman reaches over and slices off the man's pecker. Angrily the woman tosses the pecker out the window of the car. Driving behind the car is a fella in a pickup truck with his 10 year old daughter chatting away beside him. All of the sudden, the pecker smacks the pickup in the windshield, sticks for a moment, then flies off. Surprised, the daughter asks her daddy, "Daddy what in the heck was that?" Not wanting to expose his 10 year old daughter to sex at such a tender age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey." The daughter gets a confused look on her face, and after a minute she says, "Sure had a big dick!"