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To: re3 who wrote (105501)6/26/2000 2:22:00 PM
From: Glenn D. Rudolph  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 164684
 
This is not a real story

Amazon.com Says Not Running Out of Cash - Makes a Stunning Announcement.

PALO ALTO, Calif. (Roiters) - Internet retailer Amazon.com Inc.
(NasdaqNM:AMZN), responding to negative research on the company, said on
Friday that it was ``nowhere near running out of cash or clever ways of
fooling investors.''

The comment came largely in response to a report from a Lehman Brothers
credit analyst who described Amazon's credit as ''worse than that of my
unemployed brother in law.'' Lehman urged in the report that investors avoid
the convertible bonds like the plague. "From a bond perspective, we find the
credit extremely weak and deteriorating,'' Lehman said, warning that
Amazon.com risks running out of cash by the middle of 2001.

Amazon.com spokesman Bill Curry called the comments ''absolute, pure
unadulterated hogwash.'' "We are nowhere near running out of cash,'' Curry
said while smirking. ''Anyone who understands the cash flow dynamics of this
business knows this. And anyway, how can you trust Lehman? They're just a
bunch of weirdoes. ''

Curry noted that the company ended the first quarter with more than $1
billion in cash, and expects to become cash flow positive later this year,
the year after that, or perhaps a decade from now.

He declined to speculate whether the company would need to raise additional
cash before it became profitable. However, he did say it was time to announce
Amazon.com's latest move in "Improving the customer experience." Curry
pointed out that one thing that people like to have while flying is something
good to read. "Why not combine book retailing with air transport?"

Though a tightly held secret until today, Curry reported that Jeff Bezos
decided that in the face of adverse analyst opinions, it was time to unveil
the next step in Amazon's growth plans. The company will compete with Boeing
and Airbus Industrie by manufacturing the biggest passenger jet in the world.
With a seating capacity of 1,300 (double or triple that of existing or
planned jumbo jets), an inside-the-plane Internet server farm, and a flying
warehouse stocked with ten thousand bestselling books, the aircraft promises
to be all things to all people. Not only will passengers be able to order a
novel and have it delivered to their assigned seat, but since the aircraft
design includes a bomb bay, it will allow books to be parachuted to customers
living below the flight path. "This will eliminate fulfillment costs in a
single stroke," enthused Curry.

The spokesman added that due to Amazon.com's proximity to Boeing, recruiting
aerospace engineers should not be a problem.

When asked about the scope of the project, Curry said that the company will
go ahead and manufacture hundreds of jets even if no carriers submit orders.
"We're probably going to end up flying them, so we envision the exciting
prospect of running our own airline," he gushed. If that happens, the company
has plans to simultaneously expand into the hotel and rent-a-car business.
Bezos is said to have remarked, "We should always take the opportunity to
use our high name recognition as a means of entering other areas of commerce.
Personally, I see no limits. This sort of tomfoolery allows us to keep on
dangling a bigger carrot at the end of an ever-lengthening stick. The
investment community can't get enough of it."

Reached later for comment, Internet analyst Henry Blodget did a quick
back-of-the-envelope calculation and pronounced the stock "even more of a buy
than when I issued that ridiculous price target 18 months ago." He added that
investors should not worry, "I still expect to get my million dollar bonus
this year, but thanks for expressing concern."

Mary Meeker, who issued positive statements about the stock on June 2, only
to see it fall in value 42% over the next fifteen trading days, did not
return reporters' phone calls. A spokesman at Morgan Stanley hinted that she
spent most of the day "looking for a time-machine."

ABOUT THE COMPANY
Amazon.com is an online retailer that offers for sale millions of items in
categories such as books, music, toys, electronics, software, home
improvement products, garden supplies, and collectibles. It is expected to
broaden the available merchandise and services to include clothing,
automobiles (new and pre-owned), colorful pi¤atas, haircuts, orthodontia,
ballet lessons, and pest control. This will be accomplished through complex
interlocking
financial agreements with firms that are desperate for web traffic.



To: re3 who wrote (105501)6/26/2000 3:04:00 PM
From: Olu Emuleomo  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 164684
 
>>>. i say 25 x earnings of 25 = 625

Ikegodsey,

If I were you, I would SHORT QQQ right away...and cover @ Nasdaq 650

--Olu E.



To: re3 who wrote (105501)6/26/2000 9:49:00 PM
From: Victor Lazlo  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 164684
 
<<what is a fair pe for the nas ? if at a level of 5000, the pe of the nas was 200 - 250, then the e portion was only 25. i say 25 x earnings of 25 = 625 >>

Why is pe 25 "fair"? ike when was the last time nasdaq had a pe of 25??