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To: Goalie who wrote (15162)	6/27/2000 2:07:00 PM
From: Jacques Chitte	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62569

Morris asked his ten-year-old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears. Confused, the father asked his son what was wrong. "Oh Dad," he sobbed, "at age six I got the 'there's no Santa' speech. At age seven I got the 'there's no Easter Bunny' speech. Then at age 8 you hit me with the 'there's no Tooth Fairy' speech! If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to live for!"

To: Goalie who wrote (15162)	6/27/2000 7:30:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Respond to of 62569

Little Johnny has just been toilet trained and decides to use the big toilet like his daddy. He pushes up the seat and balances his little penis on the rim. Just then the toilet seat slams down, and little Johnny lets out in a scream. His mother comes running to find Johnny hopping round the room clutching his genitals and howling. He looks up at her with his little tear stained face and sniffles, "K-k-k-k-kiss {sniff}make it better. " Little Johnny's mother shouts, "Don't start your father's shit with me!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Two Amish ladies were digging potatoes in the field. One lady digs up two large potatoes bigger than her fist. She says, "Oh my! These remind me of my husband Jebadiah's balls." The other woman gazed in wonder and said, "You mean his balls are that BIG!" "No!" the woman replied. "There're that dirty!" ------------------------------------------------------------ One day mom was cleaning juniors room and in the closet she found a bondage S+M magazine. This was highly upsetting for her. She hid the magazine until his father got home and showed it to him. He looked at it and handed it back to her with out a word. She finally asked him, " Well what should we do about this?" Dad looked at her and said, "Well I don't think you should spank him."