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To: Calvin Scott who wrote (15179)	6/28/2000 2:49:00 PM
From: Calvin Scott	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62567

Three mature ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator and can't remember whether I need to put it away or start making a sandwich." The second lady chimed in, "Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or down." The third one responded, "Well, I'm glad I don't have that problem, knock on wood" As she rapped her knuckles on the table and then said, "That must be the door, I'll get it..."

To: Calvin Scott who wrote (15179)	6/28/2000 10:01:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Respond to of 62567

On his way out of church, Hilliard stopped at the door to speak to the minister. "Would it be right," he asked, "for a person to profit from the mistakes of another?" "Absolutely not!" replied the pastor. "In that case," said the young man, "I wonder if you'd consider returning the hundred dollars I paid you to marry my wife and me last July. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one day only to catch him sitting on the side of his bed sliding a condom onto his penis in preparation of sex with his wife. Johnny's father in attempt to hide his full erection with a condom on it bent over as if to look under the bed. Little Johnny asked curiously "What ya doin dad?" His father quickly replied, "I thought I saw a rat go underneath the bed, to which Little Johnny replied "What ya gonna do, fuck him?" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A new drug has just been released called "Ginkgo Viagra," and its function is to help you remember what the fuck you are doing.