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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: MrsNose who wrote (15187)	6/29/2000 9:23:00 AM
From: Canuck Dave	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62567

That's funny. I hardly noticed you posted the same jokes twice. CD

To: MrsNose who wrote (15187)	7/2/2000 10:00:31 PM
From: John Messbauer	Respond to of 62567

"Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday---so we're having you put to sleep." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ At a paternity trial, the blonde's lawyer asked, "On the night of July 16 last, at approximately 11:45 p.m., in the locale known generally as 'Lover's Lane,' did the defendant have sexual relations with you?" "Yes," whispered the girl, her head bowed. "And did the defendant on that occasion, to the best of your knowledge, have a climax?" the lawyer continued. "Oh no," she replied, "I'm pretty sure he had one of them real fancy Jaguars."