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To: gypsees who wrote (15190)	7/2/2000 10:04:48 PM
From: John Messbauer	Respond to of 62567

Q. What's Ronald Reagan's favorite pickup line at the bar? A. Do I come here often? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ An elephant and a crocodile were swimming in the Amazon, when the elephant spots a turtle sunning himself on a rock. The elephant walks over to the turtle, picks him up in his trunk and hurls him far into the jungle. "What did you do that for?" asks the crocodile. The elephant answers, "That turtle was the one that bit me almost fifty years ago." The crocodile says, "And you remembered him after all these years? Boy, you sure do have a good memory." … "Yep," says the elephant. "Turtle recall." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A man took his St. Bernard to the vet and said to the vet: "my dog's cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for it?" "Well," said the vet, "lets have a look at him." So he picks the dog up by its ears & has a good look at it's yes. "Well" says the vet "I'm going to have to put him down." "Just because he's cross-eyed?" says the man incredulously. "No," the vet answers, "because he's very heavy."