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To: Canuck Dave who wrote (15191)	6/29/2000 10:34:00 AM
From: Aggie	Respond to of 62567

Canuck Dave, That's funny. I hardly noticed you posted the same jokes twice.... ...I thought it was very subtle, given that one of the jokes was about the short attention spans of men. Talk about attention span. She posted the same jokes three times, Dave. See, it's a test. Aggie

To: Canuck Dave who wrote (15191)	6/29/2000 10:37:00 AM
From: Aggie	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62567

Canuck Dave, That's funny. I hardly noticed you posted the same jokes twice.... ...I thought it was very subtle, given that one of the jokes was about the short attention spans of men. Talk about attention span. She posted the same jokes three times, Dave. See, it's a test. Aggie (Edit: Server problems here, not being a smart ass)

To: Canuck Dave who wrote (15191)	6/29/2000 4:09:00 PM
From: Goalie	Respond to of 62567

Subject: News Flash East Coast Air Disaster Newfoundlands worst air disaster occured today when a small 2-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetary early this afternoon in central Newfoundland. Newfie Search & Rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening.

To: Canuck Dave who wrote (15191)	7/2/2000 10:08:52 PM
From: John Messbauer	Respond to of 62567

When Bill Clinton was running for office, he appeared on one of the national talk shows and offered to answer questions from the audience. A man raised his hand and asked, "America wants to know...do you wear boxers or briefs?" Mr. Clinton replied, " Boxers." When Newt Gingrich appeared on the show and was asked the same question, his reply was "I really don't think that is any of your business." Then when presidential candidate Bob Dole appeared on the show and, once again, the same question was asked, "America wants to know...do you wearboxers or briefs?" To which Mr. Dole replied, "Depends." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "I'm ashamed of you," the mother said. "Fighting with your best friend is a terrible thing to do!" "He threw a rock at me!" the boy said. "So I threw one at him." The mother stated emphatically, "When he threw a rock at you, you should have come to me." The boy quickly replied, "What good would that have done? My aim is much better than yours!..."