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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Susan G who wrote (15231)	7/2/2000 10:54:40 PM
From: John Messbauer	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62569

A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use on the average only 15,000 words a day, where as women use 30,000 words a day. She thought about this for awhile and then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say. He said, "What?" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Two guys meet after not having seen each other for many, many years. The first guy asks the second guy, "How have things been going?" The second guy speaking very slowly tells the first guy, "I was almost married." The first guy says in amazement, "Hey! You don't stutter any more." The answer comes, "Yes, I went to a doctor and he told me that if I speak slowly I won't stutter." The first friend congratulates him and then asks again about how he was almost married. "Well my fiance and I were sitting on her porch and the dog was scratching his back and I told her that when we are married she can do that for me and she threw the ring in my face." "Why should she throw the ring in your face for that?" asks the first friend. "Well I speak so slowly, that by the time she looked at the dog, he was licking his balls!"