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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (15233)	7/3/2000 6:47:08 AM
From: John Messbauer	Respond to of 62569

Q. Why are Austrian mothers so strong? A. It comes from raising dumbbells. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I just received Alabama's new state quarter. It is two dimes and a nickel taped together. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q: What does, "DAM" stand for? A: Mothers Against Dyslexia. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q: What's the best way to kill a man? A: Put a naked blonde and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.... Q: How many men does it take to fix a vacuum cleaner? A: Why the hell should WE fix it? We don't use the damn thing! Q: Why is it good for young boys to read Playboy and Penthouse? A: It improves hand / eye coordination. Q: Why do men like women in leather? A: Because they smell like new cars. Q: What do you get when you cross a woman and a microwave? A: 8 hours of nagging in 6 minutes...