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To: Barney who wrote (15238)	7/4/2000 7:43:03 AM
From: Condor	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Two simple chaps went to the pet store and bought four birds. They proceeded up to the top of a local bluff and the one fellow put a bird on each shoulder and jumped off the cliff. His partner went to the edge and looked down and saw the splattered mess at the bottom and declared " none of this budgie jumping for me".

To: Barney who wrote (15238)	7/5/2000 9:34:00 PM
From: Karen Lawrence	Respond to of 62549

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