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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (15253)	7/6/2000 10:23:59 AM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

Something to ponder....... Does the reverse side also have a reverse side?

To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (15253)	7/9/2000 1:20:48 AM
From: Didi	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

PRESS?--Tom Toles, The Washington Post... uexpress.com

To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (15253)	7/10/2000 8:39:21 PM
From: Mike 2.0	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

Re "Devoted Wife"-Here's another one...a repeat from many moons ago... An elderly man was near death. His devoted wife stayed by his bedside, as did their minister. The husband and wife had three sons who were also in the room frequently. The first two sons grew to be handsome and tall, the third and youngest son was short, overweight and rather homely. One night, as doctors confirmed the man had only hours left to live, with no one else in the room except the minister, the husband asked his wife, "Dear, please answer me honestly: our youngest son...is he mine? Am I his father?" The wife's lip quivered slightly, then the wife gained her composure and answered "Of...of course dear. You are his father." The husband finally died without pain soon thereafter. The minister later said to the wife, "Well, I suppose he died peacefully, knowing he was the father of your youngest son." "Yes," said the wife. "I'm just glad he didn't ask me about the first two!"