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To: Barney who wrote (15258)	7/7/2000 1:23:06 AM
From: Karen Lawrence	Read Replies (4) \| Respond to of 62558

Barney: I actually had to go for a drive to confirm I could see someone's license in my rear view mirror. About a dozen years ago in CA I saw a license plate: 1GR8LAY. Virus Alert ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS-Your IBM suddenly claims to be a MAC MONICA LEWINSKY VIRUS-Sucks all the memory out of your computer LINDA TRIPP VIRUS-Records everything that comes in on your modem then sends your confidential email to everyone in the USA. TITANIC VIRUS-Takes your whole computer down. DISNEY VIRUS-Everything on your computer goes Goofy. PROZAC VIRUS-Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care SHARON STONE VIRUS-Makes a huge initial impact, then forgets it's there. TIM ALLEN VIRUS-Appears helpful, then destroys your hard drive on contact. TONYA HARDING VIRUS-Turns your .BAT files into lethal weapons MICHAEL JACKSON VIRUS = Attacks only minor files. RONALD REAGAN VIRUS-Saves your data, but forgets where DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS-Searches your hard drive for old files and deletes them. ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS-Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back. VIAGRA VIRUS-Expands your hard drive while putting too much pressure on your zip drive. MARK MAGUIRE VIRUS-When your disk drive ejects, it blows out of your computer over 400 feet.