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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (15264)	7/7/2000 3:28:26 PM
From: Paul Hammon	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 62558

> Some Sexual Math!!! A very clever piece of arithmetic. > > DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! > It only takes 30 seconds. > Work this out as you read. > Don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! > This is not one of those waste of time things . It's good > > 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to > have sex. (Try for more than once!) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2. Multiply this number by 2.(Just to be bold) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 3. Add 5.(For Sunday) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 4. Multiply it by 50.(Being a bit stupid) I'll wait while you get the > calculator... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1750. If you > haven't, add 1749. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. (If you > remember) > > > You should now have a three digit number: > The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you > want to have sex each week). > The second two digits are your age and it shows. > This is the only year (2000) it will ever work, so spread it around while > it lasts. Impressive isn't it? >

To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (15264)	7/7/2000 7:20:26 PM
From: Cheeky Kid	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

Some pretty funny pictures here: attrition.org attrition.org attrition.org

To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (15264)	7/7/2000 9:50:59 PM
From: Richnorth	Respond to of 62558

The Tale: There was an old man, a boy, and a donkey. They were going to town and it was decided that the boy should ride. As they went along they passed some people who thought that it was a shame for the boy to ride and the old man to walk. The old man and boy decided that maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions. Later, they passed some more people who thought that it was a real shame for the man to make such a small boy walk. The two decided that maybe they both should walk. Soon they passed some more people who thought that it was stupid to walk when they had a donkey to ride. The man and the boy felt maybe the critics were right so, they decided that they both should ride. They soon passed other people who thought that it was a shame to put such a load on a poor little animal. The old man and the boy agreed that maybe the critics were right, so they decided to carry the donkey. As they crossed a bridge they lost their grip on the animal and it fell into the river and drowned. The Moral Of The Tale: If you try to please everyone, you will eventually lose your ass.