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To: Barney who wrote (15286)7/10/2000 10:02:03 AM
From: Barney  Respond to of 62566
 
Communication Breakdown...

"Mr. Abernathy, I have reviewed your case very carefully," the divorce court judge said, "and I've decided to give your wife $775 a week."

"That's very fair, your honor," Abernathy said. "And just to show there's no hard feelings, every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."



To: Barney who wrote (15286)7/10/2000 8:16:56 PM
From: Mike 2.0  Respond to of 62566
 
Real bumper stickers I've personally seen...really

"Get out of my way! My kid's gotta pee" (on a minivan, of course!)

"D.A.R.E.... to help cops stay off donuts"

"If God is my Co-Pilot, let him drive"

And finally: Seen on a Yugo, yes, a Yugo several years back: "Insured by Smith & Wesson"


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