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To: Peter S. Maroulis who wrote (15301)	7/20/2000 8:03:19 PM
From: John Messbauer	Respond to of 62569

The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive imported panties. "After all, dear," she said to her husband, "you wouldn't expect to find fine perfume in a cheap bottle, would you?" "No," her husband replied. "Nor would I expect to find gift wrapping on a dead beaver." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A guy goes running into a sex shop to return his blow-up doll. He says to the owner, "Excuse me, but I blew this doll up last night and straight away she went down on me. I want my $50 back." The owner says, "Hell, if I'd have known she was going to do that, I'd have charged you $75!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q. What's the difference between a mugger and a peeping Tom? A. A mugger snatches watches Q. What do you do after raping a deaf, dumb and blind girl? A. Break her fingers so she can't tell her mum Q. What do you say to a lesbian with no arms and no legs? A. Nice tits. Bitch. Q. What does a woman do when she gets out of the battered women's shelter? A. The dishes if she knows what's good for her. Q. What's the best way to make a pussy talk to you? A: Stick a tongue in it. Q. What do you call 25 lesbians stacked on top of one another? A. A block of flaps. Q. What is love? A. The delusion that one woman differs from another.