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To: Peter S. Maroulis who wrote (15340)	7/19/2000 1:44:32 PM
From: Mike 2.0	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Sam runs into a bar looking for Joe. "Joe!" says Sam. "I was walking by your house and saw you wife in bed with your best friend!" Joe storms out of the bar. "I'll KILL the bum!" he shouts as he runs down the street home. Twenty minutes later, Joe returns to the bar. "Sam," he said, "you made me run all the way home for nothing. I never met that guy before in my life!"

To: Peter S. Maroulis who wrote (15340)	7/20/2000 8:15:18 PM
From: John Messbauer	Respond to of 62549

An older couple are playing in the annual club championship. They are playing in a playoff hole and it is down to a 6 inch putt that the wife has to make. She takes her stance and her husband can see her trembling. She putts and misses, they lose the match. On the way home in the car her husband is fuming, "I cannot believe you missed that putt! That putt was no longer than my dick." The wife just looked over at her husband, smiled and said, "Yes dear, but it was much harder!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ My old man spent all his money on booze. I was 6 years old when I found out there was no such thing as Alpo baby food ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A blond told her girl friend ,"I was so worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off. I was so relieved when he told me that all I needed was blinker fluid!"