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To: John Carragher who wrote (15348)	7/18/2000 9:12:13 PM
From: sandintoes	Respond to of 62558

Subject 36360 Come on over!

To: John Carragher who wrote (15348)	7/19/2000 12:33:51 AM
From: charlie mcgeehan	Respond to of 62558

pith thumthing a little boy duth againth a tree

To: John Carragher who wrote (15348)	7/19/2000 1:02:28 AM
From: rowrowrow	Respond to of 62558

Ten Things Men Know About Women: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. They have boobs.

To: John Carragher who wrote (15348)	7/19/2000 7:28:57 AM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Respond to of 62558

Never made a Hallmark card! "Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder: What the f**k was I thinking?" "Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife." "I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I've changed my mind." "I must admit, you brought Religion in my life. I never believed in Hell until I met you." "As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you're not here to ruin it for me." "If I get only one thing for Christmas, I hope it's your sister." "As you grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts you've given me. Like the need for therapy..." "Thanks for being a part of my life! I never knew what evil was before this!" "Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, would you like to take this knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again." "We have been friends for a very long time, what say we call it quits." "I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're here." "Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out who the father was?" "You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often." "Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday-so we're having you put to sleep." "Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!!" (available only in Arkansas)