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To: Jim O'Connell who wrote (15402)7/24/2000 10:30:49 AM
From: Barney  Respond to of 62558
 
You may need a new lawyer if...

** He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."

** The prison guard is shaving your head.

** When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is,
they high-five each other.

** During your initial consultation he tries to
sell you Amway.

** He asks a hostile witness to "pull my finger."

** He tells you that his last good case was "Coors Lite".

** You met him in prison.

** During the trial you catch him playing his Gameboy.