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To: sandintoes who wrote (15426)	7/25/2000 11:30:18 PM
From: sandintoes	Respond to of 62550

> A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a > particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed and > said, "What's with these guys? We must have been waiting 15 minutes!" > > The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such > incompetence!" > > The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the greenskeeper. Let's have a word > with him. Hi George. Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're > rather slow, aren't they?" > > The greenskeeper replied, "Oh yes, that's a group of blind > firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire > last year, so we always let them play for free anytime." > > The group was silent for a moment. The pastor said, "That's so sad. I > think I will say a special prayer for them tonight." > > The doctor said, "Good idea. And I'm going to contact my > ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them." > > The engineer said, "Why can't these guys play at night?"