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To: MrsNose who wrote (15440)	7/27/2000 9:11:54 AM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Respond to of 62550

An old Jewish man was once on the subway and he sat down next to a younger man. He noticed that the young man had a strange kind of shirt collar. Having never seen a priest before, he asked the man, "Excuse me sir, but vhy do you have your shoyt collar on backvards?" The priest became a bit flustered but politely answered, "I wear this collar because I am a Father." The Jewish man thought a second and responded, "Sir,I am also a Fadder but I vear my collar front-vays. So, nu? Vhy do you vear your collar so differently?" The priest thought for a minute and said, "Sir, I am the father for many." The Jewish man quickly answered, "I too am the fadder of many. Kineahora, I have four sons, four daughters and too many grandchildren to count. But I vear my collar like everyone else. Vhy do you vear it your vay?" The priest who was beginning to get exasperated thought and then blurted out, "Sir, I am the father for hundreds and hundreds of people!" The Jewish man was taken aback and was silent for a long time. As he got up to leave the subway train, he leaned over to the priest and said, "Mister, maybe you should vear your pants backvards!"

To: MrsNose who wrote (15440)	7/29/2000 5:59:44 PM
From: John Messbauer	Respond to of 62550

Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman to stone her and approached them. "What's going on here, anyway?" he asked. "This woman was found committing adultery and the law says we should stone her!" one of the crowd responded. "Wait," yelled Jesus, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." Suddenly, a stone was thrown from out of the sky, and knocked the woman on the side of her head. "Aw, c'mon, Dad...," Jesus cried, "I'm trying to make a point here!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a concerned look on his face. "Doc," he says, "I'm worried. It's that dream. I'm having it again." "What dream?" asked the shrink, not really paying attention. "You know," says the man, "the one where I'm into sadism and bestiality and necrophilia. Should I be worried or am I just beating a dead horse?"