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To: MrsNose who wrote (15482)7/30/2000 8:53:26 PM
From: MrsNose  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62550
 
> The applicant for life insurance was finding it difficult to
> fill out the application.
>
> The salesman asked what the trouble was, and the man said
> that he couldn't answer the question about the cause of death
> of his father.
>
> The salesman wanted to know why. After some embarrassment the
> client explained that his father had been hanged.
>
> The salesman pondered for a moment. "Just write: 'Father was
> taking part in a public function when the platform gave
> way.'"



To: MrsNose who wrote (15482)7/30/2000 10:58:51 PM
From: Peter S. Maroulis  Respond to of 62550
 
What food decreases a woman's sex drive by 90 percent?

Answer: Wedding Cake.