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To: sandintoes who wrote (15485)	7/30/2000 11:02:03 PM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Respond to of 62550

Do it Barak style. Dateline Camp David, Maryland: At the first tri-lateral meeting between Clinton, Barak and Arafat, Barak made the following speech: "Thousands of years ago, when the first Jewish Temple stood in what is now called East Jerusalem, the High Priest would disrobe from his fine priestly garb to go to the mikveh - ritual bath - to spiritually cleanse himself before entering the Holy of Holies. On one such occasion he emerged from the mikveh to find that his holy garments had been stolen....and we believe that the Palestinians stole them." At this, Chairman Arafat jumped up and exclaimed: "This is lies, this is ridiculous! There weren't even any Palestinians around at that time!" "And from that point", replied P.M. Barak, "we can start the negotiations".