To: broken_cookie who wrote (15489 ) 7/31/2000 9:21:22 AM From: John Carragher Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62550 State Slogans > > -------------- > > Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity > > > > Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! > > > > Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat > > > > Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything > > > > California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda > > > > Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother > > > > Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet > > > > Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water > > > > Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids > > > > Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism > > > > Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But > Leave > > Your Money) > > > > Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The > Potatoes > > Sure Are Real Good > > > > Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S" > > > > Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free > > > > Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn > > > > Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States > > > > Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names > > > > Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism > > Campaign > > > > Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster > > > > Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It > > > > Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets) > > > > Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians > > > > Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes ... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes > > > > Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State > > > > Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work > > > > Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And > Very > > Little Else > > > > Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest > > > > Nevada: Whores and Poker! > > > > New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone > > > > New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right > Here! > > > > New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets > > > > New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An > > Attorney ... > > > > North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable > > > > North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States! > > > > Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan > > > > Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing > > > > Oregon: Spotted Owl ... It's What's For Dinner > > > > Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal > > > > Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island > > > > South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender > > > > South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota > > > > Tennessee: The Educashun State > > > > Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English) > > > > Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus > > > > Vermont: Yep > > > > Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? > > > > Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers! > > > > Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor? > > > > West Virginia: One Big Happy Family ... Really! > > > > Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese > > > > Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared !!! >