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To: Calvin Scott who wrote (15503)	7/31/2000 7:36:31 PM
From: Calvin Scott	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS MEXICAN: 1. His first name was Jesus 2. He was bilingual 3. He was always being harassed by the authorities But then there were equally good arguments that....... JESUS WAS BLACK 1. He called everybody "brother" 2. He liked Gospel 3. He couldn't get a fair trial But then there were equally good arguments that....... JESUS WAS JEWISH 1. He went into His Father's business 2. He lived at home until he was 33 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother was sure he was God But then there were equally good arguments that....... JESUS WAS ITALIAN 1. He talked with his hands 2. He had wine with every meal 3. He used olive oil But then there were equally good arguments that....... JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN 1. He never cut his hair 2. He walked around barefoot 3. He started a new religion But then there were equally good arguments that....... JESUS WAS IRISH 1. He never got married 2. He was always telling stories 3. He loved green pastures But perhaps the most compelling evidence ......... THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN ..... 1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food. 2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who JUST DIDN'T GET IT 3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for him to do.

To: Calvin Scott who wrote (15503)	8/1/2000 2:26:42 AM
From: fiberman	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Man oh man. How true that really is!!! Do you live in the Bay Area too?

To: Calvin Scott who wrote (15503)	8/3/2000 10:25:53 PM
From: Karen Lawrence	Respond to of 62549

NEW AGE BUMPER STICKERS; Reborn to shop. Don't even THINK of reincarnating here. Death's a bitch and then you live Get a past life!!! Honk if you necessitate a committed intent to end the belief that we're anything but whole. I'd rather be Rolfing. My astral image is in the shop Nam myoho renge kyo? Nahhhhhhhh I've been to the Colossus of Rhodes. You should have turned left at the first tear in the time space continuum Astral traveler's cheques...don't leave your body without them.