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To: Mike 2.0 who wrote (15539)	8/3/2000 2:06:03 PM
From: Calvin Scott	Respond to of 62549

A redneck gets back to his mobile home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes there to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman. He rushes to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in the toilet and he's got no clothes on!" The guy slams the phone down and storms back to the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the door to the toilet. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the floor. "You rotten bastard," says the husband, "my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"