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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (15548)	8/4/2000 1:53:26 PM
From: arnold silver	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 62549

lets try this one, filthy but good What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? Goes-in-tight ! What does a 72 year old snatch taste like? Depends... What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gagged ! What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive? Popeye almost killed him How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out What did the Indian say when the white man tied his penis in a knot? "How come?" What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? A genealogist looks up our family tree... A gynecologist looks up your family bush How do you piss off Winnie the Pooh? By sticking your finger in his honey What's the definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex How is a woman like a road? Both have manholes What's the definition of vagina? The box a penis comes in What two words will clear out a men's restroom? "Nice Dick" What do you call a truckload of vibrators? Toys for Twats What's the definition of eternity? The length of time between when YOU come and SHE leaves What's the definition of indefinitely? When your balls are slapping up against her ass, you're in...definitely! What do Kodak film and condoms have in common? Both capture the moment Mom's have Mother's Day...Dad's have Father's Day...What do single guys have? Palm Sunday Why is being in the military like a blowjob? The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel There's no business like show business, but there's no job like a blowjob What do a dildo and soy beans have in common? They are both used as substitute meat Why is sex like a game of bridge? If you have a good hand, you don't need a partner How are airplanes and women alike? They both have cockpits What do you call a smiling Roman with pubic hair between his teeth? Gladiator ! How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your pecker What is the similarity between a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken? By the time you've finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in. How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your whole day, Anal sex makes your hole weak. When does a cub become a boy scout? When he eats his first brownie How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One...men will screw anything What's the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah ? About three inches What is the definition of a wicker box? It's what Elmer Fudd wants to do to Madonna