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To: Calvin Scott who wrote (15557)	8/5/2000 3:03:58 AM
From: Richnorth	Respond to of 62549

Some Fortune Cookies Messages:- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A passionate kiss is like a spider's web; it soon leads to undoing of fly. Virginity is a like a bubble; one prick and it's all gone. A man who runs in front of car gets tired. A man who runs behind car gets exhausted. A man with hand in pocket feels cocky all day. A foolish man gives his wife a grand piano, a wise man gives his wife an upright organ. A man who walks thru an airport turnstile sideways is going to BangKok. A man with one chopstick goes hungry. A man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails. A man who eats many prunes gets good run for money. Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth. War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left. Wife who puts husband in dog house soon finds him in cat house. A man who fights with wife all day gets no piece at night. It takes many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it. A man who drives like hell is bound to get there. A man who stands on toilet is high on pot. A man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement. A man who fishes in another man's well often catches crabs. A man who farts in church sits in own pew. Crowded elevator smells different to midget.