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To: John Carragher who wrote (15562)	8/5/2000 8:34:44 AM
From: John Carragher	Respond to of 62549

Q: Why are blonde secret agents the best? A: Because even under torture they can't remember anything. Q: Why did the blonde sign all her checks? A: So no one else could use them if she lost her checkbook. Q: Why did the blonde ask her friends to give her all their burned-out light bulbs? A: She just bought a camera and wanted to set up a darkroom. Q: What did the blonde say when asked which of two houses was her? A: "The one in the middle!" ______________________________________________________________________ A motorcycle cop came upon a line of cars stopped at a light with horns blaring, even though the light was green. He pulled out of line and stopped alongside of the first car in line, a big brown Cadillac with a blonde driver. He motioned her to roll He asked, "Why are you stopped?" "Oh, I'm on my way to my sister's house, which is that way." She pointed rightward. "Well, go ahead! The light is green." "Yes, I know, but the sign under the light says, 'RIGHT TURN ON RED'!"