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To: Richnorth who wrote (15564)8/5/2000 2:59:12 PM
From: scotty  Respond to of 62549
 
A large eagle swallowed a frog in one gulp. The frog was not harmed, and he made his way to the eagles ass hole. He stuck his head out and realized the eagle was soaring above some mountains. The frog yelled to the eagle "say, how high are we?"..." About a thousand feet" the eagle replied..The frog replied "you wouldn't shit me would you?



To: Richnorth who wrote (15564)8/6/2000 2:45:30 PM
From: John Carragher  Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 62549
 
To Be Married

A minister was planning a wedding at the close of the Sunday morning
service.

After the benediction he had planned to call the couple down to be married
for a brief ceremony before the congregation.

For the life of him, he couldn't think of the names of those who were to
be married.

"Will those wanting to get married please come to the front?" he requested.

Immediately, nine single ladies, three widows, four widowers, and six
single men stepped to the front.