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To: Calvin Scott who wrote (15620)	8/9/2000 12:56:56 PM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Little Martin Learns The Language Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother, she said, "Why don't you go across the street and watch the construction workers building the home, maybe you will learn something." Martin was gone about two hours. When he came home his mother asked him what he had learned, Martin replied "Well first you put the goddamn door up. Then the son of a bitch doesn't fit, so you have to take the cocksucker down. Then you have to shave a cunt hair off each side and put the motherfucker back up." Martin's mother said, "You just wait till your father gets home!" When Martin's father got home the mother asked him to ask Martin what he had learned that day. When Martin told him the whole story, dad said, "Martin, go outside and get me a switch." Martin replied, "Fuck you, that's the Electrician's job."