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To: Ian@SI who wrote (15632)8/10/2000 11:42:11 AM
From: Mike 2.0  Respond to of 62550
 
Funny double-standard. Another joke, of marginal taste, I warn you all...

A man broke into a couple's bedroom. The husband was a quivering coward. The assailant drew a circle on the floor with some chalk. "Now stay in this circle!" he ordered, as he then jumped into bed with his wife.

After the assailant left, the wife, absolutely livid, roared, "How the #### could you just stand there and do nothing??"

"I did TOO do something!" said the sniveling coward of a husband. "I jumped out of the circle three times when he wasn't looking!"