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To: PMS Witch who wrote (15633)	8/10/2000 10:24:46 AM
From: Barney	Respond to of 62549

More Questions of Baba ben Bebo... * Why is there always one in every crowd? * How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes? * If all the world is a stage, where does the audience sit? * If genetic scientists crossed a chicken with a zebra would they get a four-legged chicken with its own barcode? * Who decided "Hotpoint" would be a good name for a company that sells refrigerators? * If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice? * Is it possible to have deja vu and amnesia at the same time? * If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper? * Isn't it strange that the same people who laugh at gypsy fortune tellers take economists seriously? * Why do hair shampoo instructions say "Lather. Rinse. Repeat"? If you did this, would you ever be able to stop?