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To: The Rabbit who wrote (15639)	8/10/2000 5:12:07 PM
From: MrsNose	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

This guy went to see his doctor and was diagnosed as having a tapeworm. "They're not easy to get rid of, but we'll give it our best shot,"the doctor told him, and instructed him to come in every day for two weeks, and to bring a lemon cookie and a hard-boiled egg. The guy agreed, and showed up the next morning with the two items. To his horror, the doctor shoved the hard-boiled egg up his asshole, followed it with the crumbled-up cookie, and sent him home. This went on for twelve more days, at which point the doctor's instructions were to forget the cookie and bring in the egg and a hammer. On the last day the fellow dropped his pants in considerable apprehension, gritting his teeth as the doctor inserted the egg up his ass and calmly sat back. A few minutes later the tapeworm stuck his head out and said, "Where in the hell is my lemon cookie?" WHAM!!!!

To: The Rabbit who wrote (15639)	8/10/2000 5:20:15 PM
From: charlie mcgeehan	Respond to of 62549

your chicken joke made me think of an after school show on our local tv station called "popcorn playhouse" - cartoons, games, kids to the age of 12 who watched the show and got interviewed etc. well the one kid sitting in the front row got set up by an older brother. when the host of the show (crouching down) asked him if he knew any jokes the kid said how is a woman like a frying pan? the answer of course is you got to warm them up before you throw the meat in. well the host fell over on his back he was laughing so hard and one of the cameras starting giggling up and down as the cameraman was laughing and forgot to let go of the camera. very funny stuff!