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To: Barney who wrote (15653)	8/11/2000 9:00:28 PM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

"Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip." -- Will Rogers "The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver." -- Jay Leno "It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose." -- Darrin Weinberg

To: Barney who wrote (15653)	8/12/2000 8:56:52 AM
From: John Carragher	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Where Will I Put It All!!! Here's a true story that happened to my friend's father back in April: He was standing in line at the bank when there was a commotion at the counter. A woman was distressed, exclaiming, "Where will I put my money?! I have all my money and my mortgage here!! What will happen to my mortgage?!" It turned out that she had misunderstood a small sign on the counter. The sign read, "WE WILL BE CLOSED FOR GOOD FRIDAY". I guess Easter was not uppermost in her thoughts, because she thought that the bank was going to close "for good" that coming Friday.