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To: Richnorth who wrote (15671)	8/14/2000 11:18:24 AM
From: Barney	Respond to of 62578

"You Know It's A Bad Day When..." ... Suicide Prevention puts you on hold ... ... The sun comes up in the West. ... ... You need a chocoholic fix and the government just banned chocolate ... ... You put your bra on backwards, and it fits better ... ... You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party, and there aren't any ... ... Your ex-lover calls and tells you he has 6 days to live, and that you'd better get the Test... ... Your lover calls to say, "I'm sub-letting another apartment and the movers are here to move me." ... Your twin brother forgets your birthday ...