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To: Ian@SI who wrote (15682)	8/15/2000 10:14:10 AM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62578

Random Thoughts Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. Billy Crystal You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!" Sean Connery According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful. Robert De Niro I am not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it. I don't know when I lost it. I don't think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job and I don't want it. Bill Cosby We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight or if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, "You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms." Elayne Boosler When the sun comes up, I have morals again. Elizabeth Taylor There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked." Jerry Seinfield If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. George Clooney Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. Rod Stewart The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house. Jeff Bridges See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. Robin Williams