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To: allen v.w. who wrote (36962)8/16/2000 3:54:27 PM
From: GENO  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 40688
 
Here's one for Viper and the group. Geno

> Hillbilly Medical Terms
>
> Benign..........................What you be after you be eight.
> Bacteria........................Back door to cafeteria.
> Barium.........................What doctors do when patients die.
> Cesarean Section..........A neighborhood in Rome.
> Catscan........................Searching for Kitty.
> Cauterize......................Made eye contact with her.
> Colic............................A sheep dog.
> Coma...........................A punctuation mark.
> D&C............................Where Washington is.
> Dilate...........................To live long.
> Enema..........................Not a friend.
> Fester...........................Quicker than someone else.
> Fibula...........................A small lie.
> G.I.Series....................World Series of military baseball.
> Hangnail......................What you hang your coat on.
> Impotent......................Distinguished, well known.
> Labor Pain...................Getting hurt at work.
> Medical Staff................A Doctor's cane.
> Morbid........................A higher offer than I bid.
> Nitrates.......................Cheaper than day rates.
> Node...........................I knew it.
> Outpatient...................A person who has fainted.
> Pap Smear...................A fatherhood test.
> Pelvis...........................Second cousin to Elvis.
> Post Operative.............A letter carrier.
> Recovery Room...........Place to do upholstery.
> Rectum.......................Damn near killed him.
> Secretion.....................Hiding something
> Seizure........................Roman emperor.
> Tablet.........................A small table.
> Terminal Illness...........Getting sick at the airport.
> Tumor........................More than one.
> Urine..........................Opposite of mine.
> Varicose......................Near by/close by