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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: MrsNose who wrote (15714)	8/18/2000 9:50:11 AM
From: MrsNose	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62567

The Yoga Position Two old women were talking and exchanging notes on their sexual activities. The first old woman told the second old woman that sometimes she gets her husband excited at night by getting totally naked, lying in bed and putting her two legs behind her head yoga style The second old woman thought that was a great idea, so that night, when her husband went in the bathroom to get ready for bed, she got totally naked, and began the process of putting her two legs behind her head. The first leg was kind of tough to put in place as she was a bit arthritic, but she finally got it in place. She had an even tougher time with the second leg, so she rocked herself backwards until she finally got it behind her head. However, she had rocked just a little too hard so that she flipped slightly backwards and got stuck with her butt sticking straight up in the air. It was just then that her husband came out of the bathroom. "Gladys!" he exclaimed. "For heavens sake, comb your hair and put your teeth in, you look like an asshole".

To: MrsNose who wrote (15714)	8/19/2000 2:40:13 PM
From: John Carragher	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62567

A blind guy is having a drink in a bar. He leans over to the big woman next to him and says, "Do you wanna hear a funny blonde joke?" The big woman replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm blonde, six feet tall, 210 lbs., and I'm a professional triathlete and body-builder. The blonde woman sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 220 lbs., and she's an ex-professional wrestler. Next to her is a blonde who's 6'5", weighs 250 lbs., and she's a current professional kickboxer. Now, do you still want to tell that blonde joke?" The guy thinks about it a second and says, "No, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times." /////// +++++++++++++ A golfer whose car had broken down, flagged a passing bus to a stop, and got on board. He sat down next to a little old lady, but his pockets were still bulging with the extra golf balls he usually carried. The little old lady kept looking quizzically at him and his bulging pockets. After many such glances from her, he said, "golf balls". She quickly replied, "Does it hurt as bad as a tennis elbow"? ++++++++++++ "Boss, we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff." "You know we're short-handed, Harry. "I can't give you the day off." "Thanks, boss! I knew I could count on you!"