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To: Barney who wrote (15777)8/24/2000 10:27:10 AM
From: Barney  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 62569
 
Subject: Stuff you need to know !!!!!!!!!

10. Viagra, The quicker dicker upper
9. Viagra, One-a-day, like iron
8. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to
be there tonight
7. Viagra, Home of the whopper
6. Viagra, It plumps when you take 'em
5. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman
4. Viagra, Tastes great, more filling!
3. Viagra, Ten inches long ... and growing.
2. Viagra, We work harder, so you don't have to!

And the number one slogan being considered by Viagra:

1. This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs.
Any questions?



To: Barney who wrote (15777)8/24/2000 11:56:50 AM
From: John Carragher  Respond to of 62569
 
Rules Of The Game

At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his young players,
"Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?"

The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

"Do you understand that what matters is whether we win together as a
team?"

The little boy nodded yes.

"So," the coach continued, "when a strike is called, or you're out at
first, you don't argue or curse or attack the umpire. Do you understand
all that?"

Again the little boy nodded.

"Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain it to your mother."