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To: Richnorth who wrote (15786)	8/25/2000 1:48:07 AM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

More Question from the Deep Zone... Can atheists get insurance for acts of God? If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same? When an agnostic dies, does he go to the "great perhaps"? Why is there a road sign that says "Braille Institute, Next Exit"? Do you think Houdini ever locked his keys in his car? If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? When you go into a hotel you always see reception. Why do you never just see ception? Have you ever wondered why just one letter makes all the difference between here and there? If procrastinators had a club would they ever have a meeting? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

To: Richnorth who wrote (15786)	8/25/2000 1:13:05 PM
From: The Rabbit	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

95% of his WHAT?

To: Richnorth who wrote (15786)	8/25/2000 9:37:38 PM
From: Mike 2.0	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Men Fight Back... What is the difference between a feminist and a jet engine? At some point, a jet engine eventually will stop whining Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ten: To form a university-funded protest committee to research how the white male patriarchy conspires to keep women and minorities in the dark, and also start a "Survivors of Darkness" support group. How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine? It's the one with bite marks on the cap Why don't feminists ever fart ? Because they don't shut up long enough to build up pressure