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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (15826)	8/28/2000 12:28:15 PM
From: arno	Respond to of 62549

"Oil's been discovered in Hell", shouts a broker at the Pearly Gates. All bolt; he follows. ST. PETER: "I know why THEY'RE running, but why you?" BROKER: "Who knows? Maybe there's something to it."

To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (15826)	8/28/2000 12:28:41 PM
From: Barney	Respond to of 62549

The Children of Israel One afternoon at Mt. Zion Hebrew School, Chaim Goldberg, the new instructor, finished the day's lesson. It was now time for the usual question and answer period. "Mr. Goldberg," announced little Joel, "there's something I can't figure out." "What's that Joel?" asked Goldberg, with a kindly smile. "Well accordin' to the Scriptures, the Children of Israel crossed the Red Sea. Right?" "Right." "And the Children of Israel beat up the Philistines, right?" "Of course right." "And the Children of Israel built the Temple, right?" "Again, you're right, Joel... Where is this going?" "And the Children of Israel fought the Egyptians, and the Children of Israel fought the Romans, and the Children of Israel were always doin' somethin' important. Right?" "All that is right, too," agreed Goldberg. "So, what's your question, already?" "Well, what I really wanna know is this," demanded Joel. "While the children were doing all these wonderful things, where were all the grown-ups"?