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To: sandintoes who wrote (15875)	9/1/2000 11:39:01 AM
From: Shoot1st	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

well, I suppose if in the context of an instructional video, assuming the mutual lack of respect between the occupants, could be improved, cured or otherwise repaired, I would consent. $29.95 plus S&H. Add 6 or 7% if a PA resident. shootiesavestheworld,again.

To: sandintoes who wrote (15875)	9/2/2000 12:41:53 AM
From: Richnorth	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

SAVE ONE A young Jewish couple had only recently set up housekeeping when an unfortunate incident occurred. Early one morning, the wife, drowsy from bed, went to the toilet for the morning's relief, and neglected to notice that the seat was up. When she sat, she kept going! She was just the right size and shape so that she became jammed into the toilet past her waist with her legs sticking straight up in front of her. She cried for her husband, who rushed in, and for the next hour tried desperately to extricate her. In this process they removed her sleeping gown, but this only left her naked and still stuck, with a particular part of her anatomy prominently visible between her splayed legs. Finally, the couple resolved to call a plumber, despite the embarrassing nature of their problem. When the plumber arrived, the young man let him in, but as they were walking to the bathroom, the young man realized that his wife was exposed in a very compromising and humiliating way. Thinking fast, he ran ahead of the plumber and placed the first thing he could think of, his yarmulke skull cap, over his wife's exposed privates. The plumber walked into the bathroom, took one long look, and commented: "Well, I think I can save your wife, buddy, but the Rabbi's a goner!"