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To: theodore who wrote (15963)	9/2/2000 5:21:55 PM
From: Tomato	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62556

I had a lawyer friend who had a client who invented the "She-Wee", a plastic device developed for the WACS which allowed women to pee standing up. I used to have one, but I unfortunately gave it away to an ex-girlfriend. As I recall it was about the size of a kazoo.

To: theodore who wrote (15963)	9/3/2000 9:55:24 PM
From: Mike 2.0	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62556

Re: Yola, a 25-year-old Swedish trainee psychiatrist, says she dumps boyfriends who insist on standing. Obviously Yola is really a trainee psychiatric PATIENT... A feminist group at Stockholm University is campaigning to ban all urinals from campus, No doubt the Swedish feminists' rallying cry is "Hell no, we won't GO!" and one Swedish elementary school has already removed them. Memo to feminists who pulled that one off: Be proud of yourselves, way to put those 6-12 year old boys in their place...how brave Any Swedes out there care to weigh in on this lunacy? <Grouch Marx impersonation> "I've heard of squating rights, but this is ridiculous! </Grouch Marx impersonation> ObJoke: Johnny (raising his hand): I have to go wee. Teacher: Yes Johnny, you may go wee. Johnny: Thank you....(then shouts) "WHHHHHEEEEE!!"