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To: Barney who wrote (16005)9/5/2000 10:25:32 AM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62567
 
The House Is Going to Burn!
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In a car in the middle of Colorado a wife says to her husband, "Oh Dear, George! I'm sure I left the iron on. I'm afraid the house is going to burn down!"

George: "The house will not burn down, dear."

Wife: "Now, how can you make a statement like that?"

George: "Because I forgot to turn off the water in the bathtub!"