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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Neenny who wrote (16023)	9/6/2000 12:58:49 PM
From: Canuck Dave	Respond to of 62549

Actually I have two and I'll post them here. 1. When my eldest son was 12, he went through the ultra-cool thing and there was the usual problems. I used to joke with him and one day I used the old line "I want to avenge myself and live long enough to be a problem for you". He looks at me sideways and replies "You already are". 2. My younger son had an acute oedipal thing and my wife, exasperated by his constant attention, asked me to take over and put on his shoes. After 5 frustrating, toe squishing, minutes I ask him why he won't let me put on his shoes. This takes him off guard for a second and then he blurts out "Because you don't know where my feet are." CD