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To: crdesign who wrote (32240)	9/7/2000 9:57:16 PM
From: crdesign	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 35685

A very short story..."The Butler" - Rated PG A wealthy couple had plans to go to an evening ball. So they advised their butler that they were giving him the evening off to do as he pleased since they would be out quite late. The couple went to a ball and dinner. After an hour an a half, the wife told her husband that she was horribly bored and that she preferred to go home and finish some work for the next day. The husband responded that he had to stay for a few more hours to meet some very important business partners. So the wife went home alone and found the butler spread out on the couch watching TV. She slowly moved towards him and sat down very seductively. She then told him to come closer. Then even closer. She moved forward and whispered in his ear, "Take off my dress. Now take off my bra. Now remove my shoes and stockings. Now remove my garter belt and panties" She then looked deep into his eyes and in a sharp voice shouted, "The next time I catch you wearing my clothes, you're fired!" tee hee, Timster

To: crdesign who wrote (32240)	9/7/2000 10:00:06 PM
From: Voltaire	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 35685

Thanks my friend, I needed that. V

To: crdesign who wrote (32240)	9/7/2000 10:28:03 PM
From: lindelgs	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 35685

Hey Cookieman: I'll title this one "I don't think so!" On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming,she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! No one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??" For a moment there is silence. everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's gorgeous! Tall, built, with flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the strange man approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers: "Iron this." --------------------------------------- Just a comment - true life story. This girl doesn't iron. While in Barcelona Spain a few years ago, a hotel staffer came to our room to escort me (he assumed) to the closed laundry so that our evening clothes could be pressed - they refused to bring an iron to the room. I believe the bellman said "does your woman know how to use it" (the iron guys!) - to which my husband (at the time) replied "Honey, wheres your dress" and out the door he walked, up to the laundry room with the escort - put water in the iron (the escort was horrified I'm sure) - whole nine yards. What a guy!