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To: The Rabbit who wrote (16070)	9/8/2000 12:10:59 PM
From: Karen Lawrence	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62552

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To: The Rabbit who wrote (16070)	9/9/2000 7:54:13 AM
From: John Carragher	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62552

SOLID GOLD URINAL Bill and Hillary had Al and Tipper Gore over for dinner at the White House. In the middle of dinner, Al excused himself to use the bathroom. After a couple of minutes he came back. They finished dinner and left. On the way home, Al turned to Tipper and said, "Did you know Bill has a solid-gold urinal in his bathroom? How can we tell the American people we are serious about cutting government waste when the President has a solid-gold urinal?" Tipper said, "There must be some mistake. I'll call Hillary when we get home and find out." They got home and she called Hillary. "Is it true that Bill has a solid-gold urinal in his bathroom?" Hillary put her hand over the receiver and said, "Bill, I just found out who peed in your saxophone!"