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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Mike 2.0 who wrote (16072)	9/9/2000 1:26:44 AM
From: Arctic Trader	Respond to of 62549

Apparently my sarcasm was wasted on you, you made the same point but you needed help. Required joke: Bone, Joe, and Brad were working on a very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Bone falls off. He is killed instantly. After the ambulance leaves with Bone's body, Brad and Joe realize they'll have to inform his wife. Brad says he's good at this sort of sensitive stuff, so he volunteers to do the job. After two hours he returns, carrying a six-pack of beer. 'So did you tell her?´ asks Joe. 'Yep', replied Brad. 'Say, where did you get the six-pack?' Brad informs Joe. 'She gave it to me!' 'What??' exclaims Joe, 'you just told her her husband died and she gave you a six-pack??' 'Sure', Brad says. 'Why?' asks Joe. 'Well,' Brad continues, 'when she answered the door, I asked her, 'are you Bone's widow?' 'Widow?', she said, 'No, no, you're mistaken, I'm not a widow!' So I said: 'I'll bet you a six-pack you ARE.'